Dear Madam and Sirs,
Loss of wage compensation calculations:
— Monthly earning: 4,140€ less 140€ (black accounting:) = 4,000€
— Yearly earnings: 4,000€ x 12 = 48,000€
— From 2010 to 2016: 48,000€ x 6 = 288,000€
Total loss of wages from the time of your success to mob me out of work to the present is 288,000€. Take note that this is only a notice of your current balance. Please expedite process of payment due on the end of payment cycle at the end of the month. (You can do this by placing the entire amount in a brown bag either in my mailbox or behind a nearby bush where i could find it.)
For further information please don’t hesitate to contact me through current and existing lines of communication. Thank you.
Counter management bureau